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Rejection Letter contest winner! March 7, 2008

Filed under: Letter writing,Rejection Letter — iwiLetter.com @ 4:24 am


The winner of iwiLetter’s Rejection Letter writing contest has been chosen…and they’ve Won a new 80GB iPod! Congratulations, Elizabeth O., you are the new Shakespeare of Rejection Letters!

iwiLetter.com’s Certified Rejection Letter Specialist Judges looked at the wall of submissions, uttered an explative and walked out of the building. Tempted back with the promise of glory and cocktails, they began their task, carefully pouring over each entry to choose a winner. It wasn’t easy, there was name calling and thumb-biting, but the judges have spoken.

Behold, the Winning Letter of the Rejection Letter Writing Contest!


Dear Dude in the Sweater Vest,

Difficult though this may be for you to comprehend, I am not sexually excited by listening to you talk at length about your salary.

Before you arrived I was (somewhat) seriously and (mostly) diligently doing legal research between classes. I have now spent the past 30 minutes listening to your self-satisfied moronic chuckles, your repeated proclamations that you can’t believe they are paying you this much at the new firm, and not-so-subtle references to hedge funds.

If I actually hear you reference the “family name” again, I may vomit.

As you appear to be roughly six-foot, I can only imagine that you are overcompensating for reasons unrelated to your height.

If something about my behavior has led you to believe that I am engaged in this conversation, let me assure you that this is do merely to some misinterpretation on your part. If I appear to be enjoying myself, this is only because, as you may have noticed, my laptop is still open and my friends (they’re sitting on that couch just there, see them?) are making fun of you on instant message.

No, I am not interested in getting a drink. Shockingly, my weekend is absolutely packed. Moreover, I make a point of avoiding that bar you just suggested.

Also, I’m afraid that you lack the requisite sense of irony needed to rock that sweater vest, and I’m going to have to ask that you not do so in the future.

Hugs & kisses,


Congratulations, Elizabeth! You’ve won the contest and a new 80GB iPod – what are you going to do next?  Might we suggest you go the Eli Manning route and go to Disneyworld?

Remember MadLibs? We’ve created our very own MadLetter Generator and this winning Rejection Letter has become the template to the very first MadLetter. Play it Here then send it on to your friends!


Rejection Letter writing contest ending Jan. 31st January 27, 2008

iwiLetter’s Rejection Letter writing contest is ending January 31st, so don’t miss your opportunity to write and submit your best Rejection Letter for your chance to win an 80GB iPod.  Submit your letter now at http://www.iwiLetter.com/Rejection.html and live on in Rejection Letter writing infamy.  Even if you don’t win the iPod, your letter can still be picked to become one of our sample letters for everyone to see and use. 

Also, beginning February 1st we’ll be running a Love Letter writing contest for all you Lovebirds as Valentine’s Day approaches.  So keep an eye out for that, and other exciting news, at http://www.iwiLetter.com 

Rejection Letter contest


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iwiLetter.com Rejection Letter writing contest!

iwiLetter.com (send real letters, write online) is sponsoring a rejection letter writing contest that provides the perfect opportunity for all of you modern day Shakespeares to gain the fame you deserve. All it takes is putting pen to paper or rather, fingers to the keyboard.

Here is how you qualify:

1 – Visit www.iwiLetter.com/Rejection.html and create your letter that speaks to the rejected (job application rejection, college rejection, sweetheart rejection, etc). 
2 – submit your entry. 
3 – Look out for the announcement of the perfect rejection letter chosen by the expert panel of those recently rejected.

The winner will receive a new 80GB iPod, the fame of being the Shakespeare of rejection letters and the distinct honor of being our first MadLetter Generator contributor (see www.iwiLetter.com or www.iwiLetter.com/Rejection.html to enter)

Remember MadLibs? We’re building a MadLetter Generator based on the winning Rejection Letter and we could be using your content to create the outline – sharing your words with the world. The MadLetter Generator will allow users to enter their own adjectives/adverbs/nouns to create their “special” version of the rejection letter that can be sent via iwiLetter.com in the mail or via email. The MadLetter Generator will be showcased on iwiLetter.com with the winning rejection letter. Look out for our winning announcement in your inbox. And for all of the other Shakespeares who may not win but are still brilliant, we’ll showcase some of our favorites online at iwiLetter.com.

Being rejected just got fun!